Happy Birthday!

coming to work this morning…. the speeding three wheeler banged into another one ahead….. then hit by an Innova from the left and then banged into a trolley parked on the right… just before managing to stop near the divider on the right!……….. was speechless and motionless for sometime.

Well that was quite a traffic stopper! each passing vehicle’s driver had a mix of reactions- surprised to see nothing drastic happened inspite of such a big collision; a sympathetic look to the damsel in distress (moi); and a confused look at the drivers of the three wheelers and Innova, with the later asking the limping three wheeler driver for compensation!

Miracle that I escaped unhurt (just my right arm hurts after being hit from all corners).

Just near the office building, there was a dead pigeon- If I were to go by symbolism- some checks and balances by the nature!!!!

“You only live once, but if you live it right….. once is enough”, read this somewhere.

Now the big question is ‘What does living it right means?’.

Newton ‘s Method:

Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Implies you caught lion.

Einstein Method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.
Now you can trap it easily.

Software Engineer Method:

Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion.
If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

Indian Police Method:
Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion .

Rajnikanth Method :

Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime.
The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

Jayalalitha Method:
Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it’s sleeping !

Manirathnam Method (director):

Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark
room with a single candle lighted.
Keep murmuring something in its ears.
The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.

Karan Johar Method (director):

Send a lioness into the forest.
Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.
Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion.
First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness.
But 2nd lioness loves both lions.
Now send another lioness (third) into the forest.
You don’t understand right… ok….read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont!

Yash Chopra method (director):
Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.

Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Menaka Gandhi method:
Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.

George bush method:
Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him!!!

Ravi Shastri method:
Ask the lion to bowl at u.
U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run
Lion tired and surrenders